Flights of Armenian analytical thought really are impressive: our commentators can link all the events that take place in Armenia and fit them into their theories. Generally, one can explain everything by everything without huge effort. Let us consider any two events. For example, it hailed in Armenia again this week, and one of the oldest copies of Jews’ holy book, the Torah, was found at the University of Bologna. Do you want me to link those two pieces of information? Since it is written in Jews’ holy books that their nation is to conquer the whole world, Jews do it through other nations, in particular Turks. So according to the requirements of the Torah, they have ordered Turks to blow the hail clouds toward Armenia which resulted in hailing in our country. It seems to me that this “analysis” of mine is completely in line with the logic of “Mason-catchers” in Armenia.
On May 28, Serzh Sargsyan didn’t participate in the unofficial meeting of the leaders of the CSTO countries in Bishkek. Both this and previous presidents, as well as heads of other states, don’t participate in such events for this or that reason. There has been no official or unofficial information that this is a demarche or a boycott in response to the increase in gas prices. Moreover, both the president and the other citizens of the Republic of Armenia who followed the flow of information knew that gas will become more expensive at least a year ago. That Tigran Sargsyan has left for Minsk to participate in the CIS Council of the Heads of State probably testifies against the version of a boycott and a demarche.
But no. Firstly, analysts come to an unequivocal conclusion that Serzh Sargsyan is boycotting the CSTO, and then they go into it: the version of boycott was made up by the government to increase the president’s approval rating. And here Charles, the Prince of Wales, who is in Armenia during the same period, comes to help the authors of this theory. Well, you know that the most influential Masonic lodge in the world is in London, with all ensuing consequences. Therefore, according to analysts, Armenia has turned away from its strategic partner and orients itself toward the West, instigated by Masons. Let me just remind more profound analysts that the royal family – although it enjoys great respect in England – has no real power and is mainly engaged in charitable, humanitarian projects. Charles is carrying out a similar project in Yerevan; all that has nothing to do with everyday politics. However, if you want, I can “prove” with a set of conclusions that Prince Charles is actually a Kirgiz and has come to Armenia from Bishkek.
ARAM ABRAHAMYAN
